Television
in which i’m seein’ you naked. maybe you got a tank top on that’s a little too small.
I’m a few days late, with excuses that I’m too lazy to type out, but Ginger of the Month! Yay! So, Louis Szekely is this month’s poster boy. I’m such a dummy, it hadn’t even crossed my mind that Louis C.K. had an actual last name. Also, boning up on his Wikipedia’d life right now, [...]
in which if it were any smarter, it’d write a book. a book that would make ulysses look like it was written in crayon. and then it would read it to you.
who am i crushing on this week! Name: Sam Rockwell Occupation: Actor, Dancer Status: Though he’s never been married and never wants kids (bonus!), he’s been dating Leslie Bibb since late 2007 (BOOOOO) Most known for: uh, like, appearing in everything? Charlie’s Angles, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Matchstick Men, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the [...]
in which there’s a great amount of strain about getting on that train, every day and every night.
who am i crushing on this week! Name: Haircut 100 – Nick Heyward, Les Nemes, Graham Jones, Phil Smith, Marc Fox, Blair Cunningham Occupation: British, New Wave, pop group from the early 1980s Status: Broken up, but I hope still friends! Most known for: their smash hit “Love Plus One” that brought them to “one-hit [...]
in which i peed m’jeans. i peed ‘em.
I had the fortune of winning free passes (two sets of them!) to the MacGruber screening last night and it. was. incredible. See it or you stink.
in which i scream, you scream, we all scream for vagina cream.
who am i crushing on this week! Name: Daniel Jason Sudeikis Occupation: Actor, Saturday Night Live-er, Dreamboater Status: Recently divorced from 30 Rock writer, Kay Cannon (#realtalk) Most known for: Not Ready For Prime Time Player’ing it up on Saturday Night Live and being all Liz-Lemon’s-cutest-ex-boyfriendy as Floyd on 30 Rock Recently known for: lending [...]