Television

in which i can tell he doesn’t like me. it’s ’cause i’m little.

Happy birthday, Ringo.

in which i promise to update more than crushes after this, swears.

who am i crushing on this week! Name: T.A.M.I. Show Occupation: A 1964 concert film (yes, I have a crush on a concert film this week) Status: Um, well, it featured The Barbarians, The Beach Boys, Chuck Berry, James Brown and the Famous Flames, Marvin Gaye, Gerry & the Pacemakers, Leslie Gore, Jan and Dean, [...]

in which i’ve seen the exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every. single. time i see it.

who am i crushing on this week! Name: Michael John Douglas (a.k.a. Michael Keaton) Occupation: Actor, Batman Status: Divorced from his baby-mom, actress Caroline McWilliams, in 1990, and then dated Courtney Cox for a bunch of years in the nineties, too! Most known for: he was Batman, Beetlejuice, AND Mr. Mom Recently known for: playing [...]

in which he’s a trouble-maker and a mixer, that’s good enough for me!

Happy birthday, Sir Paul.

in which i’m too tired to crush on anyone, or something.

On the next episode of Hoarders. Alright, so, listen. Not only did I drive to and from Massachusetts and then to North Jersey and back this weekend (what up, New Jersey Turnpike! How you livin’, boo?), I’m also still completely infatuated with The Futureheads this week (and the city of Berlin, for that matter). So, [...]