Sports

in which i want this to happen again.

Pretty much, the only sports I care about are gymnastics and baseball. Gymnastics is only exciting every four years (and even then, the girls are just more scary than entertaining). Baseball gets to be exciting every year! And for many games! And sometimes into October! And this year, probably into November! My boyfriends, the Philadelphia [...]

in which i try to make this a regularly-scheduled-wednesday column and fail.

who am i crushing on this week! Name: Chase Cameron Utley Occupation: Major League second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies Status: Married to some animal-loving bitch that’s not me Most known for: er – playing second base for the Philadelphia Phillies Recently known for: his “World Fucking Champions!” outburst on daytime, broadcast television after the [...]

in which i want to be a bash brother-ish.

A week or so ago, I attended the Robot Chicken On Wheels ’09 Tour. No effing way did I actually rollerskate, but I did steal some flyers about the Philly Roller Girls. Now, I’m like a child in that I want to do something the second I see it, and then I forget about it [...]