Sports
in which biffster and i backwards skate and couples skate.
After weeks of what seemed like endless snow, the weather has finally changed to warmer temperatures and a friendly sun. As I’ve said previously (and previously before that), I want to be a roller derby girl when I grow up (which’ll be sometime this year, that I’ll grow up). But, I need to effing learn [...]
in which real talk threatens to ruin our casual relationship.
I am going to do each of these things:
Wait, explanation is needed. We’ve already discussed my roller derby dreams. Tryouts are in November and I haven’t been on wheels in, maybe, fifteen years. I’d like to start my own version of training soon, but the next paragraph and the fourteen chapters following it [...]
in which we deserve better villains.
Remember those months ago, when I promised to get my large rear into shape and try for landing a spot on a roller derby team? Well, I’m sure you’ve realized that I haven’t done so. Any of it. I’m still pudgy and haven’t gone near a pair of rollerskates since, I’m assuming, some random sixth [...]
in which i hope that blown kiss lands straight on my lips.
Well, blonde week has finished and this week’s crush has already been named, but I feel it urgent to make declarations of love for, what I will dub this year’s, Prom King and Queen. Because I’m so in love with them at the moment, I’ll be grandiose in my sentiment that I think these two [...]
in which i live up to this website’s title.
Before reading, I suggest you catch up on the Rules of Clue(do) (if you even care at all).
This past Monday, I spent the better part of my day at my dad’s house. I was lucky enough to be on the receiving end of the board game CLUE (a Christmas gift from said “dad”), and we [...]