In this episode:
I decide that I will be attending The New School in New York City this upcoming school year, but now must find $15,301 or a very, very cheap place to stay in or aroundish Greenwich Village (or, you know, Brooklyn, Queens, etc.) or will begrudgingly commute to classes. I talk with much enthusiasm about how I celebrated Father’s Day (seriously, I had a lot more fun than my monotone suggests). I burp and then blow the burp out of the side of my mouth. And other awesome things.
Dear Jasmine,
Love your bolg. It’s very real, as the kids say. Congrats on getting into The New School, which is officially the school with the coolest name ever. I hope things shake out. Keep it real JB :-)
Hearts, Ben
PS I’d let you crash on my couch, but I live in Michigan, and that is of no help to you at all.
Aw, thanks! I’m really excited for The New School. I hope everything just somehow works out.
Hey, girl, heeeeey!
You know I’d let you live over, but I don’t live anywhere near The New School. Instead, I’ll donate another $1.00 to your fund– so, that’s cool, right?
Oh, hey!!!!
Girl, I would live over in an effing heartbeat! Things would work out so much better if our imaginary, dream community were real. Ack! I will totally take that dollar donation! Now I’ll only need $15,299!