Sam Rockwell is better at dancing than any human.

who am i crushing on this week!

Name: Sam Rockwell
Occupation: Actor, Dancer
Status: Though he’s never been married and never wants kids (bonus!), he’s been dating Leslie Bibb since late 2007 (BOOOOO)
Most known for: uh, like, appearing in everything? Charlie’s Angles, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Matchstick Men, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Snow Angels, Choke, Frost/Nixon, shorts and episodes of Stella, etc.
Recently known for: being snubbed for a Best Actor Oscar nomination for his work in the film Moon, and tan-hands’ing it up as Justin Hammer in Iron Man 2
Up next: just a few weeks ago, it was announced that Mr. Rockwell will work with Jon Favreau on another comic book adaptation, this one being Cowboys & Aliens (with Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde, and Paul Dano); also, F–K (with Jesse L. Martin, Mariska Hargitay, Christopher Meloni (L&O roundup!), Bobby Cannavale, and Leslie Bibb (boo, hiss)), Betty Anne Waters (with Juliette Lewis, Minnie Driver, Hilary Swank, Clea DuVall, and Peter Gallagher), and Sweet Baby Jesus (with Kim Cattrall, Bette Midler, and Bill Nighy) all due out this or next year (shit, I’m panting while I catch my breath right now)
Why you crushin’?: well, aside from how alarmingly attractive he is, how hilarious he is in every part (regardless if it calls for hilarity), and how much I want to carry him around with me always – there’s also his sweet, sweet dance moves. Seriously, just YouTube “Sam Rockwell dancing”; there is, literally, nothing better.

3 responses to “Sam Rockwell is better at dancing than any human.”

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  2. sigh. i seriously cannot look at that picture without my heart pumpin and jumpin.

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