Name: Aubrey Plaza
Occupation: Actress, Comedian, Writer, Ron Swanson‘s assistant
Status: In real life, I have no idea; In fake life, she recently broke up with her gay boyfriend who had a boyfriend
Most known for: playing Seth Rogen’s love interest, Daisy, in the Adam Sandler film Funny People and April Ludgate in the NBC hit, Parks and Recreation
First known for: she was an NBC page in real life and then played one on an episode of 30 Rock (this bitch)
Up next: she plays Julie Powers in the upcoming comic-turned-movie Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, which is in theatres August 13th and also stars Michael Cera (and loads of other people), and the Derrick Comedy film Mystery Team will be out on DVD May 25th (Saturday Night Live‘s Bobby Moynihan, The Office‘s Ellie Kemper, (and everyone’s boyfriend) Community‘s Donald Glover also star!)
Why you crushin’?: ugh, this is hard. The girl is about a month younger than me and lives my dream life. Of course, I initially hated her guts because I was so jealz, but I just can’t stay mad. She knew what she wanted and really worked to get it; an idea my lazy has yet to fucking grasp. She’s funny, pretty, talented, and me, but even more curmudgeoned (it’s possible?!). Also, she’s holding a cat in that picture.
Not completely sold on her as an actress but bit of a hottie, for sure.
Yeah, I’ll definitely have to see her in more things before I go completely gaga, but she is nice to look at!