who am i crushing on this week!
(this was the best picture I could find; the rest were shitty stills)
Name: Lane Meyer
Occupation: Suicidal high-schooler
Status: Well, in a relationship then single then not
Most known for: his 1967 Camaro, obviously
Recently known for: that whole “I want my two dollars!”/skiing scene – bad. ass.
Up next: hopefully not suicidal but also not still with Monique (because I’m here, obviously!)
Why you crushin’?: let’s be honest – Christoph Waltz just won a fucking Oscar last night and was adorable as ever then and on Jimmy Kimmel Live! after. If he hadn’t already been my crush, I would make him one today so hard. This doesn’t take away from my love for Lane, though. John Cusack is never not adorable, but his turn as the depressingly cute Mr. Meyer is my absolute favorite. I would never dump him for a stupid jock. I would pretend to know loads about cars just to be near him.
What, no Harold from HAROLD AND MAUDE?? Thought you were even gonna do the kid from WORLD’S GREATEST DAD ;)
There is plenty of time for more suicidal teens to crush me for a week!