in which this is the second time a real-life person named bethany has made the cut.

who am i crushing on this week!


(I made this for her last birthday.)

Name: Bethany Robblee Schell
Occupation: Administrator Coordinator, Honky Jew (her words!!!!!!!!!)
Status: Secret wife of Ryan Gosling
Most known for: her Hall & Oates addiction and knitting skillz
Recently known for: getting all skinny and wanting to watch movies I’ve never seen
Up next: way more dates with me, obviously, and continuing to recite episodes of 30 Rock – line by line
Why you crushin’?: well, we’ve been e-flirting for months and finally had our first real-life, one-on-one, hang-sesh-date last night! It was glorious. There were chips and Twisted Cheetos, ice cream sandwiches and Chocolate Cupcake Tastykakes, Sunshine Cleaning (a movie we’d planned on seeing together in theatres) and Labyrinth (a movie I told her I’d never seen; this declaration sent her straight into cardiac arrest). Mostly, though, there was just hours of talking. Such a refreshing, cathartic release of pent-up insecurities and confusions and adorations and unlikely crushings. It’s like we’d been best friends all along, but were finally meeting for the first time. I’m oozing with anticipation for our next get-together.

2 responses to “in which this is the second time a real-life person named bethany has made the cut.”

  1. in which i am still blushing. you’re the bestest ever. looking at date book, blocking off entire weekends.

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