who am i crushing on this week!

Name: Christoph Waltz
Occupation: Actor, Dreamboat
Status: Divorced (woo!) with three adult children (boo.); also has a young daughter with his “longtime companion” (double boo.), but they live in Berlin and he lives in London (woo?)
Most known for: hunting Jews as Col. Hans Landa in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds
First known for: he’s got ninety-one acting gigs listed on his IMDB, basically all German, so those
Up next: he’s currently filming The Green Hornet with Seth Rogen and Cameron Diaz and, of course, playing the bad guy: Chudnofsky
Why you crushin’?: I mean, it’s tough to crush on a guy when he’s in a Nazi uniform, so this crush was sort of put on hold. When I was in Los Angeles last week, though, and happened upon “arrivals” of the Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards (I will post about that trip, I swear I will!), he was there – in all his bearded glory, prancing beside a former Crush, mere feet from where I stood. It was swoons at first sight.
Utterly enrapturing.

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