who am i crushing on this week!
Name: Chase Cameron Utley
Occupation: Major League second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies
Status: Married to some animal-loving bitch that’s not me
Most known for: er – playing second base for the Philadelphia Phillies
Recently known for: his “World Fucking Champions!” outburst on daytime, broadcast television after the Phillies won the 2008 World Series
Up next: uh, hopefully World Fucking Championing the Phillies again!?!?!?!?!?
Why you crushin’?: I was lucky enough to land an awesome friend, years ago, who had an extra ticket to Game One of this Playoff series, yesterday, where I was overcome with crushing feelings of “that boy is handsome” all over again about this guy. Add to that the fact that they won the game and the people around us were hilarious, and it was just birds and hearts flying around my head for hours. (I don’t even know what I’m talking about at this point.)