Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.

1. What is your favorite word?
doppelgänger.

2. What is your least favorite word?
congrats.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
Whimsy.

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
Overly-South Jersey accents.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
The backbeat.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The alarm clock. Not because I hate waking up, but I literally hate the noise that emanates from most alarm clocks.

7. What is your favorite curse word?
I honestly think the word “frick” sounds much harsher than any curse word.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
It’s tough when I have no real profession, but say I’m a professional screenwriter; I’d like to have a go at being a trapeze artist.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Ugh, so many. I’ve had thirty jobs so there are definitely a lot of jobs I hate. I guess anything to do with poop.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I don’t know that I’d really want him or her to say anything. I imagine he or she’d just shrug as if to say, “I don’t believe it either, dude!”

I’m slightly changing up the purpose of this website. I’ve been flailing and reaching and no one likes misdirection. The crushes and gingers will stay, but I’d like to start changing my sour outlook on life by posting pretty things and not the would-be funny, but actually mean thoughts that come to me every so often. And as I finally get my act together and start dropping the pounds (remember that?), it would be nice to add myself to the abundance of great fashion blogs out there today; taking photographs of my outfits, returning to a favorite pastime (thrifting!), and just being plain ol’ active in the world are going to become my new frontiers. I just want to be my former happy self is all!