who am i crushing on this week!
Name: Eli Raphael Roth
Occupation: Actor, Writer, Producer, Director, Nazi-smasher
Status: Currently dating all of ONTD
Most known for: his recent role as The Bear Jew (facts!), Donny Donowitz in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds
First known for: writing and directing the films Cabin Fever and Hostel
Up next: he is set to direct a remake of the film The Bad Seed and, according to his official MySpace, he is writing things!
Why you crushin’?: I’ve somehow only seen Inglourious Basterds once so far, maybe I’ll go see it tomorrow afternoon. Other than that, I’m a little sad to say I hadn’t seen much of his stuff before (aside from this, NSFW!). His recent level of obsession on ONTD*, however, has tingled my spidey senses (if you know what I mean; I mean my downstairs), and I’m thinking of having a marathon. Not only has he Twittered to the people of ONTD, but he went on to agree to answer some questions in an e-interview/mondo-orgy type of thing, and I’ve just caught up – I am SO pissed I missed all of the fun while it was happening! I actually had things to do this weekend? So weird. Anyway, what I’m saying is, he’s beautiful, smart, awesome, and obviously extremely appreciative of his fans. (posts: 01, 02, 03)
*ONTD = “Oh No They Didn’t” – the celebrity gossip site I’ve read and contributed to since it started years ago. It’s the number one spot for all news regarding any level of celebrity, and also a place to make snarky remarks about said celebrity. Their next interview will be with Omar Doom who was also in Inglourious Basterds because these dudes are effing awesome.
I’m going to have to wholeheartedly agree with this one. I’ve never seen any of his “tortureporn” movies, mostly because when they came out I wasn’t into that and also I’d never seen what he looks like. He is Kosher hot stuff. Mmmm…mmm… I’d so Bear his Jew.
I’ve never seen those movies either, and I’m not sure I ever will. I’m just not into scary movies unless they involve zombies! But omg, his lashes are delicious.
From everything I’ve heard, they’re not scary, just super bloody & ultra-violent. Several European countries have banned them. But I really like how he’s working at “breaking the 4th wall” with his fans. That’s the raddest.
Oh, that’s not too bad then. I’m terrible with suspense, though. Maybe I’ll give one of them a shot. I love how he reaches out to fans, too! It’s so adorable and makes all of us feel special.
I fully with everyone on here, The Bear Jew is so sexy. The wife beater, the smirk and the overall rugged-ness is so damn fine. This is exactly the kind of guy I like, except present day and without the bat. But regardless, to quote the previous poster: I’d so Bear his Jew, <3
Ha, right?! I’m not usually a fan of muscled dudes, but those arms are heaven! And I’m kind of digging on the haircut, too. You’re totally right. He needs to leave the bat at the door.