who am i crushing on this week!
Name: Kristen Jaymes Stewart
Occupation: Actress, Eye-roller
Status: Dating fellow actor, Michael Angarano, and possibly banging Twilight costar, Robert Pattinson
Most known for: portraying Bella Swan in the Twilight saga films and looking annoyed every single day
First known for: playing the daughter of Jodie Foster’s character in Panic Room while simultaneously looking exactly like a boy
Up next: aside from the rest of the Twilight films, she will also star as Joan Jett in the upcoming Runaways biopic that just began filming
Why you crushin’?: I don’t even know, but lately I find myself being drawn to any post involving her on Oh No They Didn’t. I think after years of hating her attitude and acting style, I’ve finally accepted that she’s probably not even as mean as me and we’d probably be good friends. If she weren’t twelve.
Most known for: portraying Bella Swan in the Twilight saga films and looking annoyed every single day
THIS comment alone makes me think we were destined to be BBF. Haha. But seriously, the constant pursed lips, half-assed lines she manages to mumble out in a series of pause…huff…pause again, and her face that seems to be stuck on one expression– which is a blank gaze, makes her intolerable to watch.
Hah! I love this, and absolutely agree. She gets on my nerves when I see her on the tube and the big screen as well, but I’m starting to allow the idea that maybe she isn’t so much a brat as an incredibly awkward child? “Occupation: Actress, Eye-roller.” SO true! :D
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Yes, I can’t even stand it!! I couldn’t believe I sat through that movie In the Land of Women, I think it was called? She was terrible!! I don’t know what has me so in awe now, though. I can’t stop looking at posts of her on gossip sites!
That’s exactly it! I think she’s just an awkward girl and not used to having all of this attention. Throw in all of the insane Twilight fans (I’m only slightly crazy), and I think I can see where she’s coming from. I’d probably be a lot worse!