who am i crushing on this week!
Name: Monroe Jackson Rathbone
Occupation: Actor, Musician, new vegetarian vampire
Status: Maybe fapping it with Twilight costar Ashley Greene?
Most known for: playing the crazy-faced Jasper Hasper in the Twilight saga films
First known for: his few-episodes appearance on The O.C. as Little Coop’s boyfriend, or something
Up next: more Twilight movies, but also starring in a documentary-movie (what?) entitled Lords of Chaos
Why you crushin’?: Last night, he ousted RPattz from the top spot of my list of favorite Twilight dudes* after I had a dirty sweet dream in which we were lovers all over town. Like, loving each other all over the town. Like, sexing each other in many different public and private places. Also, I saw his band play live a few weeks ago and he is banging.
*Ok, maybe just tied him.
you forgot about him playing nicky fiske on “beautiful people”!
YES!!! i approve, dear wifey. he’s my #2 Twi-crush. i love me some scarred up, wild-eyed, blood-rehabin’ Jasper!
Poo! Man, I miss that show.
And he looks SO FINE in that five seconds of the new trailer he was in!! I can’t effing wait. We need to have a huge party of bishes seeing that movie.